Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would be ashamed...

When they taught people here in Missoura how to make pizza, I think rather than using conventional methods such as a telephone, they actually played "telephone" across half the continental United States. That's the only explanation I can come up with on why they make it so wrong.

I'm not even going to go into how the pizza tastes here; I realize we're pretty far from New York, so what can one expect? What troubles me is how everywhere around here cuts their circular pizza into squares. The only situation where square pizzas are acceptable in my book is in regards the sheet pizzas. Much to my surprise, they don't have sheet pizzas down here. No one has heard of them.

They are having a dessert contest at work, and though I probably won't partake in eating because of my self-diagnosed Hep-C-phobia, I am thinking about entering a dessert. I was thinking about an apple pie or something, but rather than cutting it into wedges, I was going to cut it into squares. One wouldn't want to break suite.